Shmoogle

The act of becoming so sexually excited that you ejaculate, shit, and piss at the exact same time.

Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?

Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.

Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.

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Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.

Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!

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