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To be thoroughly intoxicated with alcohol.
"My God man, I'm shmoogled."
"I'm getting shmoogled tonight."
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The act of becoming so sexually excited that you ejaculate, shit, and piss at the exact same time.
Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?
Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.
Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.
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A Shmoogle is a puddle or grouping of any kind, consisting of ejaculate, urine, and feces. A Shmoogle can also refer to the action of ejaculating while urinating and shitting all at one.
Don’t go into the bathroom billy I just left a Shmoogle in there and the place is a mess.
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1.(v.) To attack someone while wielding a zucchini or squash, on the third monday of the month, if the attackee in question has blue hair or is in the marching band.
2.(n.) One who has been shmoogled.
3.(adj.) Suggests that the noun it is attached to is very shmoogle-able. This is a good thing.
1. Louanne: Don't make me shmoogle you!
Joe: Oh, please do.
2. Louanne: Joe, you're such a shmoogle.
Joe: Let's get it on.
3. Louanne: You are so very shmoogle, Joe.
Joe: Why thank you!
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1. to hookup or fool around
2. to look unattractive and disheveled or unhappy
3. a term of endearment
4. can be synonym of stuff
I totally want to shmoogle that guy" or "I feel totally shmoogley today in my sweats" or "Oh, shmoogle, don't worry, i love you" or "Yo girl, you got some shmoogle in your teeth
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A hug between a male and a female where the males arms are above the femalse shoyulders, the femal puts her arms under the males arms around the waist area, then rests her head in the groove near the males shoulder.
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The feeling of absolute agreement with a statement that has just been said to you.
"I hate Mondays"
"Shmoogle"
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