Lite-Briting

The act of masturbating next to a night light.

Each and every Saturday when I am extremely lonely, I start lite-briting.

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Hawaiian Sunrise

The act of shoving diced pineapple slices up another person's rectum, then the person forces the pineapple slices out on a plate. Afterwards (If desired), put whipped cream on the diced pineapple and consume.

One summer day, my friend told me that his cousin gave his girlfriend a Hawaiian Sunrise. She was never the same again.

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