Aslaan

1) The Lion from C.S. Lewis' "The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe". An allegory for God.

2) A curly-haired freak who's ass is so warm, so tight, and so full of sand, that he shits glass.

3) A piece of meat for you to vent your frustration on.

1) "I just got this pet lion, he's so majestic that I'm gonna name him Aslaan."

2) "Hey honey, I think we should get new cabinet handles. I was thinking blown glass."
"Sure sweetie, let me go see if Aslaan has any up his tiny little tush."

3) "I got fired and totalled my car back-to-back yesterday, man. I straight up went to town on my Aslaan the second I got home, couldn't do nothing about it."