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Aslaans are the most funniest people ever, they always are telling jokes and making people laugh. They are also kinda cute..... Aslaan can literally make a girl fall for him in just the snap of a finger. He aslo is very nice to people when he feels like it. Sometimes he can have a bad haircut and wear a full on suit when he doesn’t need to but he deals with it
Girl #1 “look at Aslaan he’s wearing a suit when it’s casual clothes day”
Girl #2 “he looks kinda cute tho”
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Aslaans are the most funniest people ever, they always are telling jokes and making people laugh. They are also kinda cute..... Aslaan can literally make a girl fall for him in just the snap of a finger. He aslo is very nice to people when he feels like it. Sometimes he will get a really bad hair cut or wear a suit when he doesn’t need to but when he gets teased he is able to deal with it. Aslaans have a unique way of talking eg. holding their hand up like a microphone to talk
Girl #1 “look Aslaan is wearing a suit even tho it’s casual clothes day”
Girl #2 “yeah but he still looks cute”
1) The Lion from C.S. Lewis' "The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe". An allegory for God.
2) A curly-haired freak who's ass is so warm, so tight, and so full of sand, that he shits glass.
3) A piece of meat for you to vent your frustration on.
1) "I just got this pet lion, he's so majestic that I'm gonna name him Aslaan."
2) "Hey honey, I think we should get new cabinet handles. I was thinking blown glass."
"Sure sweetie, let me go see if Aslaan has any up his tiny little tush."
3) "I got fired and totalled my car back-to-back yesterday, man. I straight up went to town on my Aslaan the second I got home, couldn't do nothing about it."