smoke yourself a spare chromosome

To smoke weed until you're retarded, as Down's Syndrome is cause by the presence of an extra chromosome.

Chich : We finished a quarter ounce between us last night, man. I think I'm still kinda faced.

Chung : Shit son, you don't watch out you'll smoke yourself a spare chromosome.

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Dick thimble

A particularly small sexually desirable woman.

Seriously, Salma Hayek is only like five-foot-two or something . . . total dick thimble.

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just the tip

A game defined by what it never actually is.

Q: So did you get some last night?

A: I got her to play Just the Tip.

Q: And . . ?

A: Dude, you know it's never just the tip.

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slushy

A mixture of PCP and cocaine. You can "do a slushy" or "get slushy." A good way to get crippled or incarcerated.

"Hey, this party doesn't have enough fights going on. Let's get slushy and fix that."

"Naw, I don't do no slushy no more. Blacked out one night, woke up behind a 7-11 missing these two front teeth. I'll stick to soft shit like Adderall thanks.

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