Directioners

The only fandom that can hack into security cameras, leak albums, find ultrasound pictures, blood types, penis sizes...

But yet we can't order at McDonalds without fucking up and stuttering the whole time.

Directioners talking about One Direction:

Niall's blood type is A,
Louis was born at 1:47 PM on December 24, 1991,
Liam's penis size is 10.2 inches
Zayn was 8 pounds when he was born
Harry's blood type is B

Ordering at McDonalds:

Cashier: What would you like today?
Directioner: Y-y-es um I would like a um m-m-medium n-number s-s-even p-please?

*Gets Meal*

Directioners: DAMMIT! I WANTED A LARGE!

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Christmas

The only point in time when it is okay to eat candy out of socks in front of a dead tree.

I just love Christmas! I also enjoy the candy out of my stocking (Replacement word for 'enormously large sock') and sitting in front of our Christmas tree (Replacement word for 'dead pine tree')!

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