EmoBook

The Apple MacBook. Called the EmoBook because the edge of the keyboard is poorly designed and is sharp, which cuts up your wrists.

"I thought Bernie went to a Cure concert, his wrists were so cut up... but he was just on his EmoBook."

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emobooking

a status update on facebook that is irrelevant to anyone who reads it and annoys everyone. These statuses are frequently a cry for attention and contain many grammatical errors and misspellings.

Rachel: bed time.... gotta be up at 6:30.

Rachel: isn't feeling good... still... bedtime, get to sleep in tomorrow.

Rachel: thinks she has a staulker.

Wow, Rachel is really emobooking today.