The master of disguise

The act of making love missionary in a Little Tyke's turtle sandbox and pulling the shell lid up over your back.

Pat - Bro the neighbors were out of town for the weekend so I took my girl to their kids sandbox and gave her the master of disguise.

Q - Fucking awesome

Pat - Yeah I've still got sand in my knees

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The Adam Jones

When pull out just before she orgasms call her a nigger bust on her face and throw peanuts at her.

The puzzled look on her face when I stopped thrusting was soon replaced with a look of anger when skeeted on her face and hurled racial slurs and peanut shells at her. Lit that bitch up with the Adam Jones !

Port and polish

The act of a man or woman attending a spa/salon to have their nails done and asshole bleached

Connor - Hey bud see you at Two Goats for darts later?

Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.

Connor - Nice bro.