Spinne-Mann

A German Spider-Man.

English:
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can.

German:
Spinne-Mann, Spinne-Man, macht alles, was eine Spinne kann.

Neger

The German word for "black person". It is not offensive, but most people do find it offensive.

English:
Person 1: I hate black people!
Person 2: Why? They haven't done anything to you.

German:
Person 1: Ich hasse Neger!
Person 2: Warum? Sie haben dir nichts getan.

Colour

The Bri'ish and incorrect way of spelling color.

British Person 1: Want a cup of tea?
British Person 2: Ew no, the colour of the tea is BLACK