An amendment to the classic doorknob game, when someone rips one more deadly than Hiroshima, but they say âsafetyâ before anyone can say âdoorknobâ someone else can yell out âBork-Knobâ and they get to beat the shit out of the farter until he/she spells out âBork-Knobâ
Scenario:
Bob: Rips a fat one
Bob: âSafteyâ
Phill: âBork-Knobâ
*Phill beats the shit out of Bob while Bob struggles to remember how to spell Bork-Knob*
Bob: B-O-R-K-HYPHEN-K-N-O-B
*Bob is finally safe and phill stops beating the fuck out of bob*