Germ

Germ (guh, erm). You say it after a serious sentence to uplift the mood.

P1: "How are you germ?"
P2: "I'm okay, kinda sad germ"

Lydia-fying

When you can't spell anything correctly and type gibberish

Example of Lydia-fying:

A: "If she dnid't care she woildnt talk.abojt hom"

B: "HAHA YOURE LYDIA-FYING!"
translation: "if she didn't care she wouldn't talk about him", there's plenty more examples, but you get the point.

Penguino

A woman who is traumatized but conveniently loves penguins

Person A: "You're a penguino!"
Person B: "Why? Cause I have childhood trauma?'
Person A: "Yeah! AND you like Penguins!"