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Blixt

When you're dealt a 5 and a 2 suited in Hold 'Em, usually never turns out good.

Joe: 'Jimmy Was dealing me amazing hands until I got the Blixt and went full tilt, it didn't turn out good..'

Slade: 'Wow you suck at poker.'

Eva Langoria: 'Do me Joe, I so horny!'

Steve Turre: 'Gimme some sweet lovin' Slade.'

Slade: 'Okay, I love men!'

by Pennyshoes April 1, 2006

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