porridge

a great deal of money, not the change in your pocket, but a big wad.

Drinks are on me, i gots the porridge.

She just digs my porridge.

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Spooky

significant other, a non-gendered referent to a boyfried or girlfriend.

Sorry, guys. I can't hang out, my spooky just called.

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spockanee

The way rock stars pronounce spokane when they come to the Opera House to do a concert.

"Hellllooooooo, Spockanee!!!!! How ya'll feeling tonight??"

"Get off the stage, poser!"

bugle

any low-quality object

you car's a bugle, yo.

Damn, your sister's a bugle.

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home planet

your favorite hangout, not necessarily your house.

If you need me, I'll be on my home planet.

Get your own home planet, sucka.

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