Pessi

Pessi refers to the the argentinian dwarf who is also known as the ghost of paris 👻👻👻👻. He recently made a move to the burger league with last place inter mcdonalds after failing to score more than 6 goals a season at pissG. Missing penalties during the day and stealing ballon d'ors during the night is his passion and also ghosting matches in spectacular fashion.

Friend: "wow, pessi missed another penalty!! I wonder how he's PR is gonna hide this one"

Me: "He must have ghosted the whole game too"

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*Foggy night a day before the ballon d'or awards*

*Pessi is heard ghosting down the street*

*He is seen entering Gianni Infantino's house 😳😳*

Pessi: "Give me penalty, give me penalty!!! Or i will ghost again"

*Gobble, Gobble, Gobble*

*The next day*

Ballon d'or host: "The winner is Pessi!!"

Music: "OH PENALTY, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, MY NAME'S PESSI, AND I NEED SOMETHING TO RELY ON, SO TELL ME WHEN, YOU GONNA LET ME WIN"

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