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omnomlicious

to say that something is delicious in an internet-savvy way; attributed to 'om nom nom' kittens eating.

Regular popping corn, 62’/lb, every kernel pops, spiced with McCormick's Montreal steak seasoning, is omnomlicious

by Phillydrifter August 30, 2009


gastric fat-ass surgery

(n.) slang of 'gastric bypass surgery' all too commonly seen now in today's headlines. Al Roker of the Today Show and former Arkansas governor and devoutly religious nut Mike Huckabee both had surgery to remove a section of their stomachs and staple the rest shut.

For people who want their quick fix without actually earning the body they want to live in for the rest of their lives.

Huckabee can walk upright again now thanks to his gastric fat-ass surgery back around 2000.

I couldn't even tell Roker had gastric fat-ass surgery, I never saw him before.

I may be overweight but there's non way i'd consider gastric fat-ass surgery, I'll work it off the old-fashioned way.

by Phillydrifter March 26, 2011

5πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


devert

not to be confused with 'divert,' already a word, or 'convert' which suggests dropping one set of beliefs and picking up another, DE-vert is someone who was brainwashed with religious myths from birth onward until they decided they'd rather think for themselves than blindly believe the myths written centuries ago with no proof that create all the world's various religions that if you did not bow down and worship some supernatural omnipotent being, you'd be sentenced to burn in the flames of hell forever.

This church used to be packed every Sunday, now most of our congregation has left to become critically thinking deverts.

by Phillydrifter December 5, 2008

16πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


palintology

n. study in creationististic (!?) thought:
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse

school of palintology:
palin: "blarg blarg
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
blarg"

by Phillydrifter July 2, 2010

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


potato dust

(collective noun) individually small pieces of leftover chips left in the bottom of the bag, often no more than a half-inch by inch or smaller, which make up half the weight but 1/8 the space of every bag of chips, doritoes, pretzels or other snack material; forces those eating to pick up small stacks or awkwardly held bunches if you want to use the dip. (See also corn dust) Causes greasy fingers.

I accidentally dropped a bag of chips and created more potato dust at the bottom.

by Phillydrifter September 2, 2010


pna

player dna; what makes a character a character in an MMORPG/mud/mush/etc.

P1: How do you cast purple fireballs?

P2: it's in my pna.

by Phillydrifter June 13, 2006

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


goesintight

(verb) goes-<b>in</b>-tite: mock translation of German phase habitually repeated after someone sneezes.

AIM:
SexyHottie694u: Oh gosh, I just sneezed
StudMale4u2nite: goesintight
SexyHottie694u:...
StudMale4u2nite: i don't know how to spell it in german, it means 'god bless you' or something like that
SexyHottie694u: oh you are so sweet, thank you, lets make babies

by Phillydrifter December 13, 2007

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž