illingworth

Verb. To display a camp look of complete stupefied blankness in response to a concept, event or word.

I asked him where his metatarsals were and he just illingworthed.

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illingworth

Facial expression most commonly seen on the face of someone having a poo.

I love you honey, but you'll never see my illingworth.

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bush stick

Noun. Something/someone that does not come back. It is therefore not like a boomerang - it is a bush stick.

Yeah I rebooted it remotely and it's fucked. Bush stick.

Uncle Craggle finished his beer, said fu fu meat u and then he was gone. That man is a total bush stick.

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slutfink

Noun. A alcoholic human male that, in spite of constant alcohol abuse, bad taste in drinking shirts and a complete lack of remorse, remains completely irresistable to the opposite sex.

He was so drunk, but he still managed to sleep with her in a bed with a girl on kidney dialysis. Yo, he is such a slutfink.

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uncle craggle

Noun. That strange drunk man at the party that insists you call him Uncle, and sit on his knee, when you are in no way related. Items always seem to go missing after Uncle Craggle has visited.

Come talk to your Uncle Craggle. All right!

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phish

the best band that will ever exsit...

people that say phish sucks can go fuck themselves...

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fu fu meat u

Quote. The last words of Big Col (the famous poet) before he collapsed in a mixture of ketchup, gravy and pie. Big Col was extremely drunk and had no idea where he was, what he was doing or what he was saying. This term is used by anyone trying to express the same in their last statement before unconciousness.

Schlabb mraa? Splerr. What? Bastard. Curry. Mfurrah... Fu fu meat u.

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