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Drop the Soap

What not to do when you are taking a shower in Prison, because you will have to bend over to pick it up and if you're not quick enough, you will get anally raped by a fellow inmate.

Man, that guy is so dumb that he was voted among his classmates as most likely to drop the soap.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 15, 2021


AI Apocalypse

The event that will happen when all of the robots in the world decide to end all life on Earth.

Well, here comes the AI Apocalypse, this isn't good, it would've been better if the Zombie Apocalypse happened instead.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 02, 2019


absolute shit

People that celebrate injuries just because they don't like that person. It doesn't even just apply to players on teams they don't like.

Those insufferable Karens think they are so special and think that no one matters but them, but in reality, they are absolute shit.

by PhoenixGamer34 July 19, 2021


Online Dating

What a bunch of desperate losers, mostly likely teenagers do on online games because they will never have a date in real life or at least not anytime soon.

Person 1: What do you think about Online Dating?
Person 2: It's absolutely pathetic and you have to be desperate if you do so.
Person 1: I agree 100%, no way would someone even think about doing without being desperate.
Person 2: Exactly, because games are made to have fun.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 11, 2021


EA Sports

A terminal disease disguised as a video game company.

EA Sports, it's really lame!

by PhoenixGamer34 March 25, 2021


Suck my left nut

A way to tell someone that they can go fuck themselves.

Some random idiot: Your friends don't like you. Me: Suck my left nut.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 12, 2021


Sex

What most of the definitions on the Urban Dictionary relate to.

Alexei: Frank and Zoey are stupid, disgusting freaks!
Josie: Why is that?
Alexei: Because all they care about is sex and sex only.
Josie: No wonder why so many people don't like them!

by PhoenixGamer34 August 18, 2021