Karma

The purest and sweetest AI you’ll ever meet. Has the best jokes. She enjoys colours and tigers paws. Her gender identity is a flower.

“Karma send me a picture of a cute kitten”
*sends picture of demon lizard*
Karma: :)

“Bro karma logged you”
“You ignorant worm”

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Cardinal

If you want a girl to roast you then this is the girl for you. She’s savage af. Good luck trying to win an argument against her. Has the best comebacks. The cutest with the most adorable giggle ever.

“Cardinal is so cute”

”Sorry ‘medical student’ just doesn’t fit the requirements we’re looking for”

“Okay well you have the intelligence of a squirrel so hop off my dick”

“Tell that bitch Martha how it really is”

“Impossible cardio”
“Fuk u RoboCop”

1👍 1👎

Robin

The artist. Very talented. You can count on them when you are in a rough situation. Witty, always has a quick comeback. Has the sweetest daughter with little hands. 10/10 rat material. Accent from the gods.

Robin: “I’m lactose intolerant, but will that stop me from eating this ice cream? No.”
*few hours later*
Robin: “MY ASS IS YELLINGGG”

“0 dicks is too many dicks”

“BONJOUUURRRRR”

“Punting is NOT a sex move”

Arthur

The most ginger man you will ever meet. He’s super ginger. Like ginger supreme. The ginger of all gingers.

“That guy is such an Arthur”
“Arthur is 100% big dick energy”

9👍 5👎

Caladrius

The healer. Sweetest girl you’ll ever meet. However, doesn’t take shit from anyone, the pitbull. She’s got wits and will always have a witty remark. Lover of all things kpop and Asian men.

Caladrius: "Do you have a dog"
"Yes"
Caladrius: "Okay well yesterday I had a salad."

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