Flo

Flo can be a bit of a Schlampe. Sometimes he worries too much about not important things and values money like it's the only goal in life. He gets bored as easily as 6 year old and is the most impatient person you will ever meet. He is also the best person to judge everyone else with and gossip about other people's businesses. He would also be the greatest millionaire there ever existed, since he can think of the most creative ways to spend shit load of money, like building huge waterslides for penguins. Also he makes the best lists. Everyone who has Flo in their life are extremely lucky, since they will never eat in a bad rated restaurant, watch Batman movies alone or build Lego Tokyo alone for a pet turtle to destroy with Roomba.

Girl: What should I do?
Girl 2: Stop being a dumme Schlampe and just go with (the) Flo.

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