Direrear

When your #2s is dire and you can’t spell diarea - diarheo - dia… when you can spell direrear just fine.

Direrear is a better word than diarrhoea because it’s easier to spell, still sounds the same, and evokes exactly what is happening to you.

Blanket Pool

You put two couches together so that they make a “pool” and you chuck blankets (coverlets; doonas; what have you) and pillows in it. Jump in! It’s like a pillow fort but with couches and blankets!

Yesterday I binge-watched Rick and Morty from my blanket pool.

snaggerista

A person who makes and or sells snaggers (Australian slang for a sausage in a slice of bread) at hardware stores, sports events, school canteens and other places, usually as a means of raising money for charity. Combined form: snagger- and ista (from barista, a person who makes coffee).

Me: One snagger, please.
Snaggerista: With onions?
Me: No thanks, onions are evil.
Snaggerista: Lol. One snagger, no onions.

Shareness

Raising awareness of an issue by clicking Share on Facebook.

Karen clicked Share on the Facebook post about an issue dear to her heart thus raising shareness with her friends.

the hidden pinky

Began as a pool hall term in England in the late 1990s, The Hidden Pinky meant to be snookered on the pink (the second last ball), now a euphymism for sex on the dining table because there's two balls on the table.

Guy 1: What did you have for dinner last night?
Guy 2: Roast beef then The Hidden Pinky for dessert.