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Purista

A Stupid douche pretending to be a coffee expert like a Barista but acts like a minimalist to give the name a more hipster sound.

Gary: Here is your coffee ma'am.
Tina: Thank you! You are a great barista!
Gary: No ma'am. A barista is someone who works at starbucks. I don't conform to the easiest ways of making coffee. I am a Purista!

by Pineapple123 July 30, 2013

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Beau

A Beau, is a kind, caring, funny guy. He always try's to make people happy, and make them laugh. He try's to make himself look good, and will generally work out frequently at the gym along with his friends. Although he doesn't understand his inner beauty. Beau is a friendly person, and gets along with a lots of people, especially the ladies! Most Beau's will make jokes about their appearance and personality to cover up how they are really feeling, although they are very attractive. Tattoos and piercings are a big part of a Beau's life, and has quite a few of them himself.

Girl 1: "Hey, I just met this amazing guy!"
Girl 2: "No ways?! What's he called?"
Girl 1: "I don't know, but he defiantly seems like a Beau!!"

by Pineapple123 May 3, 2014

11👍 17👎