shitnaked

When you're in the shower, but you're also gonna take a shit.

Person 1: Hey could you provide me a towel here, leave it by the knob. I'm shitnaked.
Person 2: Did it.
Person 1: Thanks, homie!

Minions

Short, cute little creatures.

Person 1: I just love minions!
Person 2: Oh really? Who did the minions served as "leader" during the fateful events of WW2?

Global Warming

The Earth becomes hot.

Factories cause global warming.

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