blog

contrary to popular belief a blog is not a web log, nor does it have anything to do with the internet whatsoever. A blog is what lands in the toilet after a night of keystone beer and taco johns.

always remember to flush your blog.

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caucus blockus

The political equivelant of a cock block, when a presidential candidate gets totally dogged by a political caucus, thereby hindering there campaign for presidency and future global domination.

" poor Hillary she just got another caucus blockus during her 08' campaign".

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stingy stoner

A person who is very stingy about their herb, they never offer it to anybody (clearly defying stoner etiquette) however they are always there to bum a hit off ya whenever possible.Furthermore they are usually total dick weeds that are always very quiet and contemptuous to strangers, and are always making lame cliche remarks to every word a normal bystander says.

normal bystander: "ya dude I think im going to go to school up in Montana".

stingy stoner (steve): "what are you like gay or something, do you like brokeback mountain".

normal person: " um,..do I even know you?"

thats a stingy stoner in a nutshell

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caloradon

a person from California who emigrated to colorado, these people are the reason that there are fuckwads in this great state. They usually inhabit the suburbs of denver, parents are corporate robots, and the kids are complete dipshits that are constantly bragging about how awesome california is. also the reason for 99% of the motor vehicle accidents on our highways, good riddance.

california kid- "california is the shit, its the only state were you can surf, skateboard, and snowboard all in same day.

Colorado kid- "well that sucks theres no surf in colorado....douche."

classic example of a caloradon exchange of words

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Railballersaurus Rex

A snowboarder that spends every waking minute of his pathetic life in the terrain park doing rail spins. Someone too narrow minded to explore the entire mountain. hence they are railballers usually sportin b ball jersey's n shit. kinda funny because they try to act ghetto, but if they ever drove through the hood in their parents suburban they would probably shit their pants.

' hey mike feels like jibastic park, just railballersaurus rex's everywhere today at keystone."

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steezberg

A jew with a ton of steez, most commonly applied to people who do freestlye snowboarding. Style+ease+Jew=steezberg

Jew #1 "holy kishka did you just see Zach Plotkin pull that sick 1080, he should change his last name to steezberg.

Jew #2 " that was so insane I almost lost my yalmulka."

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yuppie colors

when designers or paint companies choose to label colors with cute and exotic names that clearly defy the actual name or nature of the color, most commonly applied to different hues of one main color.

" hey honey do you think we should paint our room tequila, key lime pie, or matte boogar".

"how about we just go with green".

just go to your local paint store and look at all the yuppie colors, you'll be amused.

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