tulsa

The absolute best city in the great state of Oklahoma, rivaled only by Stillwater, which is home to the best university in the nation, OSU.

I used to think OKC was the best city in Oklahoma, then I visited Tulsa and knew I had been horribly misguided.

290👍 313👎

no shitter

Something completely obvious. Something only a complete fuckin moron would not have known or been able to guess.

Dude 1: Hey, beer is good!
Dude 2: Well, that's kinda a no shitter dontcha think?

8👍 5👎

stillwater

Home to the greatest university in the world, Oklahoma State. Also home to the World Famous Eskimo Joes Bar and Grill.

Guy 1-I'm going to Stillwater to party tonight.
Guy 2-Yeah, Stillwater kicks ass.

281👍 142👎

Meatball

Is currently going out with Chris Pounce and in my opinion is extremely fit, woop woop.

Guy1: Hey look it's Meatball!
Guy2: Ooh I'm horny, let's go to our seperate houses and masturbate.
Guy1: Good idea.

6👍 26👎