pash

Australian slang for a tongue kiss, like the English word snog.

Did you hear that Richard pashed Emma at the dance?

steffi graf

A laugh, a joke

You're havin a steffi!

jack jones

All alone

I was sat there on my Jack Jones, like a right billy no mates

blurk

A lurker on a blog. (n)
To lurk and read a blog, but not comment (v)

I blurk on Dooce, but I am too shy to comment.