Jizz wizz

When someone has a particularly pleasurable masturbation experience

“You were in there a long time”
“I was busy with a jizz wizz

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Altoids

Since

1779
The original celebrated

Altoids
Curiously strong mints
With other NET WT
Natural flavors Peppermint 1.76oz(50g)
UNCLE
The curiously strong mints

Altoids are the cure for coronavirus

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Free Real Estate

A simple sex move in which one carves open the others body and crawls inside making a home like that of a turtle or snail. This position is unique because you get to penetrate from inside so that after the other is sewed back together with the one inside, it appears that the other has a retractable pp. sometimes, an extra pleasurable experience will result in the one refusing to crawl back out through the vaginal whole and instead creating a new species of double human that become so happy with pleasure they evaporate into ultimate beings of intellect with an unchallenged knowledge of sex. This move can be done with multiple people.

I heard that Carley became a new species after having a free real estate

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