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A advertisement campaign by Microsoft for Linux because they hate windows users.
Person a) I got another BSOD!
Person b) Yes its Microsoft telling you to switch you linux.
person a: I wonder what sexual positions amish use
Person b: most likely 96 and as proven by irrefutable evidence occasionally missionary.
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person A) the new married couple where very quite yesterday.
person B) i think they where 96ing each other other.
Getting scammed when buying used hardware.
Term coined by youtuber JayzTwoCents in his "Donât get RIPPED OFF!" video
I tried buying a used 2080 TI on ebay but i got goiderstabbed!
What you do to undo a defilement after it has occurred.
Similarly a place can be filed at least according to be monks who worship the many gods of bureaucracy (why's names may not be uttered without first filing the right paper work in triplicate for each person who is to hear them)
Person a: Gasp! they have defined the bathroom most dreadfully
person b: urk! yeah someone left a stinker.. better have it refiled again since its currently defiled.
somewhat yandere like trait exclusive to catgirls where the crazy obsessed love struck catgirl insist on hunting and killing various pray items for the target of her obsession.
Wilder-beasts, Giraffes, T-Rexes, polar-bears cows or assorted cattle are likely pay items...
any attempt to convince the Nyandere character that these offerings are unwanted will simply be filtered out or taken as signs of hunger induced delirious prompting another hunting trip.
If the target of her obsession is vegetarian she will first attempt to convert or brain wash her target into right thinking.
Failing that she will find means to traverse the cosmos or alternative dimensions so she can find mobile predatory killer vegetables to hunt the more mutated and horrible and dangerous the better.
guy 1: i couldn't help noticing but eh.... what's up with the dead bear?
guy 2: "Nyandere" *buries his face in his hands slumped over*
*guy1 pats guy2 on the back*
catgirl: Hi honey i'm home! i brought munchies *carries a cartload of assorted animal corpses*
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The criminal act of being brown and owning a digital Casio watch
Terrorism has once again shown it is prepared deliberately to stop at nothing in creating human victims. An end must be put to this. As never before, it is vital to unite forces of the entire world community against terror.