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When a trailer for a movie movie totally and clearly betrays the source material pissing of fans everywhere right and left and scaring away people from the original because it's soo shitty!
Basically like anything Uwe Boll made or anything similar.
person a: Did you see that trailer for <insert title here>?
person b: yuck! yeah total fucking betrayler! fuck that shit!
I'm gonna re-read the book and pretend that shit was ever made!
person a: Yeah fucking sell out corporate dushturd holywood!
person a: I wonder what sexual positions amish use
Person b: most likely 96 and as proven by irrefutable evidence occasionally missionary.
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person A) the new married couple where very quite yesterday.
person B) i think they where 96ing each other other.
The criminal act of being brown and owning a digital Casio watch
Terrorism has once again shown it is prepared deliberately to stop at nothing in creating human victims. An end must be put to this. As never before, it is vital to unite forces of the entire world community against terror.
somewhat yandere like trait exclusive to catgirls where the crazy obsessed love struck catgirl insist on hunting and killing various pray items for the target of her obsession.
Wilder-beasts, Giraffes, T-Rexes, polar-bears cows or assorted cattle are likely pay items...
any attempt to convince the Nyandere character that these offerings are unwanted will simply be filtered out or taken as signs of hunger induced delirious prompting another hunting trip.
If the target of her obsession is vegetarian she will first attempt to convert or brain wash her target into right thinking.
Failing that she will find means to traverse the cosmos or alternative dimensions so she can find mobile predatory killer vegetables to hunt the more mutated and horrible and dangerous the better.
guy 1: i couldn't help noticing but eh.... what's up with the dead bear?
guy 2: "Nyandere" *buries his face in his hands slumped over*
*guy1 pats guy2 on the back*
catgirl: Hi honey i'm home! i brought munchies *carries a cartload of assorted animal corpses*
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A true exemplar of stupidity!
Some one just about as moronic and mindless as they come.
A woman as distressed by the store she works in introducing vodoo doll key chains into the product they sell..
and that idiotard Pat Robetson adviced her to quit! FUCKING USELESS IDIOTARD!
the woman was a bloody widow! the last thing she needs is to loose a job! of all the low down dumb ass idiotic things to say!
Fucking idiotard!
It's a fucking key chain!!!!!!! IDIOTARD!!!!!
THANK YOU FOR INCREASING THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE YOU USELESS GIT!
Getting scammed when buying used hardware.
Term coined by youtuber JayzTwoCents in his "Donât get RIPPED OFF!" video
I tried buying a used 2080 TI on ebay but i got goiderstabbed!