Kinksplaining

When a person(typically a female) gets drunk and begins asserting his or her sexual prowess

Sharon: "yOu NeEd tO sToP GrOvEliNg (*hiccup*) At My FeEt"
Everyone and anyone at the bar: "Sharon, who are you talking to, that's just a coat hanger"
Sharon: "I know you think I'm sexy, I mean just look my fashion sense"
Bartender: " Ma'am I'm going to have to ask that you stop kinksplaining or you're going to have to leave but you're definitely cut off"

Autoeroticize

1)A directive statement used in response to anyone's repugnant attitudes and behaviors which usually gets them to leave your presence while conveying how angry they've made you

2)Alternative phrasing/terminology for "fuck yourself"

Them: one day, you'll wake up and realize how little & unimportant you are without me.
Me: Autoeroticize, you entitled leech!

Shattergasted

(This is an additional definition to a preexisting word on urban dictionary)

The shattered feeling of embarrassment when you dont know how to respond to an all-too-accurate bantering or pejorative about your own nature.

Me: "Wait, are you saying what I said was dumb or what I was talking about was dumb"
Friend: "Both"
Me: "I'm absolutely shattergasted🤯😭"

Boofoid

Any being(typically human) that seems to live with its head constantly up its ass. (A reference to boofing material in the anus)

Erica: "Universal Grammar Theory is Falsifiable"

Me: You Logicidal Boofoid