Australia

Country which used to be used as a giant prison. Only good for getting sun burnt or listening to annoying accents and terrible jokes.
There's a large number of people who come from different countries, but say they're from this one, among others.

Job: Yo bro, y'hear about australia being a prison?!

Owain (Welsh): HOW DAREZ YOO SAY TAHTZ ABOOT ME HOME LANDZ!!!

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County Kid

A County Kid is a name referring to teenagers typically considered to be emo and has the hobbie of riding, and getting angry at, a skateboard. They enjoy to take drugs every day of their lives and get angry when anyone says anything about them. They are usually seen as depressed or acting depressed to get attention, especially on the website: www.facebook.com and when someone tells them the truth about their problems, all the other county kids then attempt to murder the person who is honest in an attempt at keeping their primal attention seeking ways.

Jason: Hey Kieran, how's life?
Kieran: Bad, or atleast that's what people will think when they see what I wrote on facebook!
Jason: Oh yeah, I forgot you're a county kid...

Kieran: My life sucks and nobody loves me.
Jason: Well that's not true, it's just that you get into too many romantic relationships and refuse to see the faults with yourself.
Alistair: Kill him! he is an infidel!

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Owain

A "Mexican" slang term for the penis.

Alphonso: Hey! Jose! I hear you slept with that facilona!
Jose: Si cuate! She loved my Owain inside her!

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