maga chud

A Trump supporter. A member of Donald Trump's base. May be extended metonymically to the entire Republican Party and voter base.

The term originates from two acronyms:

M.A.G.A. = "Make America Great Again", well-known political slogan of POTUS Donald Trump

C.H.U.D. = "Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller," sci-fi/horror film from the 1980's named after the eponymous grotesque monsters depicted in the movie

Known to congregate at Trump rallies, Confederate monuments, and chicken-based eateries. The quintessential subtype of maga chud, or the "Arch-Chud," can be identified by their garish suburban McMansions, Punisher and/or Scarface tattoos/shirts/decals/posters, Gadsden Flag plates, "Trump 2020" bumper stickers, spheroid physique, and obsession with firearms (regardless of whether or not they actually own any). Chuds slightly higher in IQ but lower on the chud food chain can be seen wearing fedoras well into their 20's, quoting Ayn Rand, and attempting to rehabilitate race "science." Do not be fooled by their Wikipedia-intro-level recitation of Burke and Hayek. These "walking sticks," as they are known, are every bit as much chuds as their more rotund brethren.

Synonyms: chud, hog, swine, crank, deplorable, sow, feral pig, hotdog-neck, reactionary, dipshit, Fox grandpa, rube, fash, cretin, pussy, hamgolem, snake-handling Mammonite, garbage

"Looks like the maga chuds are out in full force," said Brian upon seeing the line of F-450s wrapped around Chik-Fil-A.

"I have an idea. Let's buy them all milkshakes," his friend Lisa said.

"That's a great idea, Lisa."

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troll DJ

1. (noun) a person who abuses aux privileges by intentionally playing inane, obnoxious, distracting, ill-fitting, or generally shitty music. The music chosen is frequently of a viral nature, though not always.

2. (verb) to be a troll of the aforementioned sort

I about lost it when Abe chose got the aux cord and just started playing different remixes of Smash Mouth's "All Star" on repeat. Such a troll DJ.

I troll all kinds of DJ.

Trolling DJ is a lifestyle. I've got my go-to playlists organized by theme

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