Mayhaps

Maybe and perhaps.
You say it when you don’t want to give a straight answer, or use it as a cooler way of saying “maybe, maybe not”.

“So what are you getting me for Christmas? That new tv I’ve been asking for?”
“Mayhaps, I guess you’ll have to wait to see.”

December 20th

National Make Her Your Girlfriend Day!
Haven’t you waited long enough? It’s the perfect time of the year to ask her! The short days, cold weather, and holiday spirit will promote the want for warmth in her heart! This is the end of the year and the time most people are brought together, and appreciate /reminisce on everything that’s happened the past few months.

“She’s stuck with me all this time. I know I love her and she’s worth it. But I’ve waited so long I don’t know when to do it!”
“Come on! December 20th is National Make Her Your Girlfriend Day! You’ll even get to use the anniversary to cuddle during cold winters next year!”

Mmm, mhm mhm

Short version of saying, “I understand, I agree”. (Can be said while eating, or just to tired to speak. In any situation really.)

“I’m moving out, you’ll have to find another roommate.”
“Mmm, mhm mhm”

Simp

Someone who understands what it takes in the day and age of “thots and fuckboys” to be in a real relationship. Who will give another the love, affection, reassurance, and trust that makes it work. You must put your pride down and give yourself to them truly. To be content and happy doing so will cause challenges. Others will try to say it’s a bad thing, but they’re jealous they can’t get over themselves enough to do the same and be happy. You can’t let anyone else’s opinion get in the way of your love and happiness. Some people don’t want to be a simp because they are scared to get hurt but you’ll never get love if you don’t keep putting yourself out there and learning. Being a simp isn’t a bad thing at all.

“How are you and that boy you were telling me about?”
“Oh he’s perfect! He’s a such a simp, I think I’m in love!”

Pussy Piss Fountain

When a man is on the toilet with an erect penis and you put it in your vagina and he pee’s inside you so that it goes up and then flows out into the toilet like a fountain.

“Last night I was so horny I let him make Pussy Piss Fountain and then just rode him on the toilet”