metafuck

english noun

Etymology: (prefix:) meta + fuck

|vulgar|slang|
1. Indifference or being indifferent.
* They say they don't like the way I act but really I don't give a #metafuck.
* When people go out of their way to show that they don't give a fuck about new years. Are they really not giving a fuck? #MetaFuck.
2. A serious problem, usually conserning gaming or programming.
* Metafuck is a compiler that translates an awesome programming language to Brainfuck and it also includes an interpreter that runs the generated code.
3. Extreme sexual habits.
4. Conduct opposed to mere sexuality; Non-vulgar sexuality.

1. I don't give a metafuck!
2. Metafuck! The screen jitters again!
3. I want to metafuck you hard my dear analgel!
4. - We do have a metafuck relationship. Sex is not the only thing that matters for me and Jollie!

-Are you fucked in the mind? You relationship is simply metafucked!

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quantum apple

A poster created by the artist Chromodynamic, depicting the quantum levels of the applegen atom.

A quantum apple is edible and tasty. Each single one of them, may display a variety of potential flavours. Due to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle when it gets bitten it's wave function collapses as one of the allowable flavours. One cannot predict it's taste before he/she causes the collapse of it's wave function via tasting the apple, because quantum potentiality is a fundamental quality of nature.

fucklet

# a lolita, a young promiscuous person /translational loan/ greek: γαμίδι
# a minor problem

# She's my fucklet, not a serious girlfriend.
# My computer got stuck but I fixed it. It was simply a fucklet.

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fuckaware

1. aware that someone has fucked one's lass
2. having realized an abominable fact that affects personally somebody

1. Being fuckaware I punched him hard in the face for fucking my ex girlfriend!
2. He bawled: "I'm dead!" fuckaware of his cancer.

paleophotons

english word - noun
etymology: paleo- + photon (words derived from Ancient Greek: paleos + phos + -ios)
definition: The cosmic microwave background or CMB, the oldest photons able to travel freely in the Universe after "recombination".

# Paleophotons are omnidirectional relics of the "recombination era".
# Via triangulation of the patterns of paleophotons, we now know the Universe is probabilistically infinite. It means it is infinite, but if one travels beyond some virtual sphere, the probability of him /her returning to the initial region of his journey, approaches zero, because far away objects become probabilistic, thus an infinite variation could now exist, and after some distance it is certain that his/her home, is no longer an actual option for her.

buttram

To penetrate vulgarly in somebody's anus.

Catholicism is a buttram cult.

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beerfun

Having fun with friends while enjoying alcohol free beer; or awaiting for cancer and heart attacks if it has alcohol.

Put the bottle out of your anus. Beerfun is about drinking!