Marinated Scrotum

To lubricate the penis with anything but lubricant. Most likely with cooking goods.

Dude: "Hey baby ready for some "marinated scrotum"?"

Woman: "Oh yeah im ready!"

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iPot

Watching a movie or just listing to music on the crapper.

"What! I can't hear you!! I am listing to my iPot!!!"

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Asswoofer

When you fart it has a bass / sub woofer speaker like effect

I just farted and it had that Asswoofer effect.

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adult finder

A bunch of female / man whores posting there pictures on the net trying to get some cause they can't get it any other way.

Dude: "Check out this chick on adult finder! I thinking about messaging her."

Other Dude; "Dude man come on... All the women on there are just a bunch of nasty whores wanting to give some crabs."

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Toilet Meeting

The definition of this word means to go and plop a shit in the commode.

Can we hurry this up? Cause I have a toilet meeting I have to attend to.

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