Obese Pigeon

A godly creature of absolute power. When one touches an obese pigeon, they will feel the ultimate goal to go to Mc Donalds to eat. Obese pigeons cannot fly so instead they can only role.

Oh wow Joe, did you see that Obese Pigeon there, it was absolutely huge!

Stormjob

The act of a blowjob during a storm

Jeffery: Wow, did you see that storm yesterday?
Ryan: No, I was getting a stormjob