Whitty

To be attracted to young girls and boys! Oddball and a whole hearted pervert who likes to nonce!!

Dave - Hi Jane, what's up with you?
Jane - I've just been Whitty'd
Dave - You best call the police then!!

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wonga

alternative word for weed, marajuana etc.

Kev - I'll come to yours tonight mate.
Lee - Nice one, have you got any wonga?
Kev - I have!
Lee - Great I could do with a smoke or two!!

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critters

Ecstacy tablets

I've been on the critters again and i'm fucked out of my head!

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Doing the Tevez

goal celebration which immitates stirring a large cauldron whilst dancing invented by the Argentinian and Manchester City footballer Carlos Tevez.

When you score and do the celebration you are "doing the Tevez"

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Quarti

When one's penis is not quite a semi, and not quite flacid. A bit in between!!

Dave - I've got a quarti!!!
Donna - What's that?
Dave - I've not got quite a semi on, but its not dead limp either!!
Donna - Aah a quarti.....good call!

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Foglof

A sleazy person who has Face Of a Goat and Lips Of Fish (hence the term FOGLOF).

Check out that FOGLOF over there!!
Fuck me look at the state of that FOGLOF!!

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Irish DJ

When one puts his/her finger into a womans vagina, rotating slowly as if ready to scratch a tune while upside down deejaying, hence Irish DJ!!!!

What are you doing tonight pal?
I'm taking a bird out and i'm hoping do an irish dj to her!!

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