fuckeddy

1. Off. Not quite right.

2. Out-of-sorts. Vaguely slightly ill.
3. Mysteriously, suspiciously unusual
Not to be confused with fuckity, which is an attitude of generally giving up

1. My car started - but it's been running kinda fuckeddy.
2. I don't think it's the flu or anything, I'm just feeling a little fuckeddy.
3. I've got a fuckeddy feelling about that meeting at 4:30 on Friday afternoon.

mathsturbation

1. In an attempt to prove a point, gathering and assembling data in such a way that one only convinces oneself of its validity
2. Trying to justify an incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption, by manipulating available data in a way that is only satisfying to the person with the incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption.

He rattled off a bunch of obscure statistics to defend his vote on the stimulus package, but it was all mathsturbation.

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fuckity

Having no interest in doing anything. A feeling of defeat. Giving up - essentially saying "fuck it" to everything
Not to be confused with "fuckedy" which is when things aren't going well or are slightly off - fuckity is just giving up.

I can't get him/her off the couch - he/she has just been fuckity since the break-up.

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