doma

spanish slang word meaning "damn" used when something funny happens.

if someone were to get slapped or tripped or hit by another person you can say "DOMA!"

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airtight

Whilst in the act of triple penetration, each cock filled cavity seals every possible air path of entry or escape thus causing an immensely pleasurable (I said pleasurable bitch!) sensation for the female recipient, as her body becomes akin to a vaccuum sealed container. Also see, Tupperwhore.

Samantha was absolutely dying to become airtight; she really was. Elaine's airtightedness was the perfect environment for the long-term storage of my balls. "Plug Jessica's nose Jack! She's trying to cheat by breathing through her nose!!!"

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Nerdcore

NerdCore (adj.): Of genius intelligence with a generous helping of mischief.

www.jinx.com - Everything for hackers and gamers.

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dick checkout counter

1. Bizznatch
2. Funny line from some online comic

Bizznatch is the dick checkout counter!

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performance load

All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.

I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.

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slipknot

a bunch of douches with no life, and wear masks because they are kunt fucking queers that cant see each other because their belly size will blind them , and their extremely bad drums and 50 million guitarists, are just gay, if u say their good , ur a fucking gay ass queer douche bag

did u see that one bad that was so gay it made deaf people blind, wuts the name , oh yea slipknot

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silverfish

A sleazy man with silver hair.

There was a silverfish cruising me at the bar all night.

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