Drop A Billy

The art of dropping the most gigantic turd you will ever see in your entire life.

1. Make a fist
2. Stare at the size of your fist
3. Get a soup can
4. Stare at the size of the soup can
5. If you drop a billy the turd will be much bigger than both the fist and the soupcan

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smuggle

To hide any appendige in somebody's anus.

Aaron likes the warmth of the inside of Nathan's anus, that he put his foot in there.

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Sprung Monkey

An erect man sausage thats so erect, so fast, its as if its a monkey jumping at you from within your pants

Blaze was so happy to walk in on arron taking a dump in the shower that he was totally sprung monkey all over the place!

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Funkadocious

Something so totally cool and funky that its almost indescribable in words

Look at Ryan's new pimp hat!!! Damn man, that's straight FUNKADOCIOUS!!!!

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Spanktravision

Michael and Aaron's favorite scrambled late night channel. Usually in the mix is a large blanket to sit under... for "drumming"

Dude, my parents are asleep, turn it to spanktravision... and uh, pass me that blanket would ya? I gotta... practice... ...my drumming."

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Turd Banquet

1. A large feast consisting of nothing but freshly squeezed ass biscuits, normally served in a large bowl of water
2. Krissy

Michael lifed up the toilet seat to reveal his greatest creation... the mighty TURD BANQUET!!!

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Shvang

The crotchular area... namely, the dudes freakin salami stick

Dude! Check it out! Ryan over here just wanged his shvang on the handlebars of his bike!!!

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