Monkey crotch

A condition caused by any activity that results in a mans underwear becoming wet for a sustained period, resulting in chafing, redness, and a yeast colony growing on the scrotum.

This results in painful burning and itching, with incessant pulling at the groin for relief.

Working in the sun all day gave me monkey crotch.

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daishi

(japanese, Buddist) Honorific given by the Emporer.

Lit. "Silent Master"

Kobo Daishi founded the Shingon monestary, Dengyo Daishi founded the Tendai Monestary.

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dumber than a box of retarded rocks

When being compared to a box of rocks would be an insult to rocks everywhere.

When being compared to retards would be an insult to retards everywhere.

Dude, you are dumber than a box of retarded rocks.

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