authorita

/ah-THOHR-uhTAH/ n. An aggressive and "cool" form of self-proclaimed authority. Coined by the character Eric Cartman from the television series South Park to express his delusions of grandeur.

Respect my authorita!

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enteropy

enteropy is when
people can't
seem to type
for very
long
without pressing
the enter
key.

it is
a leading cause of
signal to noise
loss
in online
chat sessions
second only to
ASL???!!
CTC?!?!?!
and
PRESS 6969 TO CHAT!!1

<Friend> hey man
<Friend> like
<Friend> i was wondering
<Friend> if you can help
<Friend> see
<Friend> i got this problem
<Friend> i cant seem
<Friend> to stop pressing
<Friend> enter
<Friend> help me
<Friend> please!
<You> DUDE! Would you lay off the enteropy?!
Think about what you're going to say before you press enter! :F

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cardboard pizza

n. any pre-packaged frozen pizza with a tough thin crust of cardboard consistancy; can also refer to thicker pies with a similarly crappy crust.

a cardboard pizza can usually be identified by its cardboard backing.

"hey honey, throw a coardboard pizza in the oven and I'll get us a movie."

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rsa

RSA is a public key encryption algorithm invented in 1978 by Ron Rivest, Adi Shamir, and Leonard Adleman; and so is named after them.

Text or data is encrypted with one numeric key (or password) and decrypted with another. The person intending to receive the data generates a public and private key. The public key is shared with the sender (and anyone else who may intercept it), and the private key is kept secret with the receiver. Anyone may encrypt data with the public key, but only the private key may decrypt it.

(RSA can be used to secure communication over public channels without ever meeting the person you're speaking with.)

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wank

1. (n.) American slang for someone of British residence or lineage.

Started as a reaction to the Brits' use of yank, this American use of wank is fitting because it sums up the United Kingdom in one unmistakably British word.

2. (v.) A predominantely British term for masturbation. (see: wanker, bloody wanker)

<Lara_S> damn yank
<Raccoon> silly wank

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:F

An emoticon used to express the feeling of anger or frustration. Imagine :F representing someone saying the F* word, or Foaming at the mouth.

I can't take this anymore! :F

This is not my day. :F

Bite me! :F

Grrr. :F

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intersectionality

n. To be fucked up in more ways than one.

n. An all-you-can-eat buffet of mental illnesses and victim statuses.

n. A collect 'n trade game of psychological disorders, like a modern day Pogs or Pokémon.

Like OMG, I'm just one identity badge away from getting my intersectionality index up to 10! I'm such a victimized minority underdog. Catch up with you guys at the safe space!

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