Hygiene Conscience

The little voice in the back of your head all non-goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pigs have telling them not to be a goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pig.

Holy fuck Janice, I've cleaned the kitchen four times today already; don't you have a hygiene conscience!?

You'll know for next time.

1. A condolence used A: When there's a pause from the other person and you need something to say or B: When someone's fishing for sympathy and they just don't deserve it.

A:

Romeo: Man I'm really itchy; I think I got crabs off of that Asian girl...

Macbeth:... You'll know for next time then.

B:

Persephone: UEEN, Those goddamn cops gave me another speeding fine. Look at this. Look.

Calavrado: Well I guess you'll know for next time.

Katana

The second most dangerous weapon ever created (The most dangerous is of course the lightsaber but they're hard to find.) assuming the weilder can hear the breath of all things, smell the cutting wind or feel reiatsu,chakra or ki.

Beware of fakes. They're useless and abundant.

So... I don't want to brag but one time I used one of these to deflect a nuclear warhead into outer space. You wouldn't have heard about it because the government covered it up.

Once again not being a braggart but this other time there was this guy on the roof of a skyscraper trying to suppress me with chain guns and missiles and shit. I just cut the building at the base with my Katana and watched it fall to the ground and explode. Then I was like, "You fucked with the wrong man."

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