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Zulu Death Mask

When you tightly wrap up a chicks face with her own bra and/or panties and proceed to gangbang her at least 4 deep.

Shit bruh, I was honestly suprised at how enthusiastic she was about that Zulu Death Mask she endured last Saturday.

by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

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Grimasm

The self induced pleasure felt by telling a cringeworthy joke to a group of individuals whonrgough capable of sensing its humor are too afraid of social backlash to laugh.

I totally had a grimasm at my grandmas funeral when I walked up to the casket and squeezed her lifeless breast implants.

by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021

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Buttermilk Ranch

The act of using titty milk as anal lubricant.

Alright bro, can I borrow a cup of your wife's buttermilk ranch.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

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Settlers Wife

An unattractive and homely, woman.

One of the most overlooked necessities of the american pioneers was the quintessential settlers wife.

by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

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Cheekling

A girl who is devoted to a heavy regiment of squats and lunges and leg lifts with the intention of increasing her booty mass.

That cheekling is really filling out those yoga pants bro, but if she really wants make it bigger she should let me get her pregnant.

by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

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spleen digging

The act of deeply penetrating your partner.

I hope you enjoyed your salad baby because after your dialysis appointment I am going to be spleen digging you all night long.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023


Helliptical

A powered piece of workout equipment that has been converted into a sex machine.

Wow, you really need to make sure that you stretch before riding that ruthless helliptical.

by Ranchgirls December 20, 2020