Gautreaux

Large, lazy fucktard who sleeps all day, masturbates to blowjobs and only blowjobs. Has a girlfriend commonly mistaken for Seabiscuit. Walks in such a way that gives the appearance that a dildo is shoved up his ass. Also mistakenly thinks he's the shit.

Look at that lazy asshole.

Yeah, look at that Gautreaux.

21👍 17👎

Smits

Horny, violent female who enjoys burning other people and beating the hell out of her boyfriend/lover. Also enjoys mentally scarring other people by screwing in someone else's presence.

That Smits beat the hell out of her boyfriend last night. Just look at his black eye.

7👍 12👎