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(all tongue in cheek) --(derogatory) well-cooked slur Americans residing in Israel use to express their frustration at the local Jewish ignoramouses' ability to shoot straight and not lie, cheat, steal, rob and rape .
Loosely expanded as fucken israeli shit head, the aural sounds like an over inflated bus tyre losing
its pressure, and similar sound made when, being lost for words at a mind-numbing fact/joke/exposure to utter ridiculousness, all the listener can do is ''feeeeesh''.
Moishe, Roger and Andrew.
Moishe; eet eez feefty sheqels.
(Roger to Andrew: M just picked it up for 1 sheqel, hes a goniff/bastid)
Andrew: Moishe's a F.I.S.H, trying to spank us.
Later on:
Andrew and Roger to Moishe: Hey you bastid! why did you try and spank us on that deal, you Goniff?
Moishe: Why you yellin at me I didnt do nothin' it was Yankel!
Roger to Andrew/Andrew to Roger: See, I tol you he was a F.I.S.H!
As in mathematics, fucken stupid to the power of two.
Fucken stupid,
which is still a broad plane of level stupidity,
which is generally accepted, is often forgiven,
in the name of charity and goodwill.
However, dimensional stupidity, which amounts to monumental idiocy,
is the type of unadulterated idiot-actions,
which makes blood boil and walls echo with loud cussin'.
Theres also
Overheard at a bus stop in Israel:
"Eizeh idyot! Hu tembel beribua"
"What an a-hole! He's stupid-squared"
A Hebrew, and often Shebrew (but works equally well in other languages) set of creative, original, situation-specific-work-arounds,
legal and/or otherwise, to facilitate all the proponents' outcomes, usually in reicence to an unfailrly applied vague law of sorts.
This can manifest itself in as simple a situation as fixing a broken chair,
all the way to the more complex legal wangling meanderings, such as fixing a lower poll tax bill, or getting out of a mountain of parking ticket payments, well before the system spanks all your assets.
..Both require wolf-like guile, but on different levels of execution.
The parking attendant jammed my wagon on a vaguely zoned parking area-the red lines had faded, and appeared blue, so i thought it was ok to park here, so I used a combina with my aunt in the municipality to get off paying the fine.