yollie

A beautiful bird known for it's bright purple plumage and odd singing. Well known for hitting their mate when upset. Do not upset a Yollie or you will be sorry.

I threw a brick at a Yollie and it's been pecking my head ever since

balem

Awesome guy, loved by all. Grade A jokester and world renowned pervert.

I'm so jealous that guys a total Balem