Mingeflation

When the girls are so bad in your area or school that you have to lower your standards such that a 7 is considered a 10.

"Bro I can't breathe, I just saw a 10"
"Wait an actual 10, or an ICSM 10"
"An ICSM 10, mingeflation hits so hard here you'll never see a real 10"

Minge crisis

An area or organisation where there are absolutely no shawtys.

“Wow you go to ICSM you must be so gassed”

“Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis”

Minge Crisis

An area or organisation with no shawtys, resulting in mingeflation.

"Wow you go to ICSM must be great"
"Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis."