Zimbabwe

A country that shouldn't be recognised, should still be called Rhodesia.

Relative: How was Zimbabwe?
Me: *pulls out Rhodesian FAL* What the fuck you just called it you ignorant twat it is Rhodesia, Zimbabwe no exist

Alfie

Alfie's are kind, caring and friendly people. They are usually smart and will help you with your question. However, don't mistake Alfie for a teddy bear, as he can break your jaw if he wanted to. Alfie's are usually not very sporty, but try their best at everything. An Alfie wouldn't seem like someone who could hurt you, but like I said, he could break your jaw.

Friend: Did you hear that Alfie broke that guys jaw yesterday?
Other friend: Oh, must be Alfie. I never thought he had it in him.