Recollections may vary

Your a lying one-upmanship victim whinger.

Meghan: I have been subject to racial and other abuse.

Queen Elizabeth II: Recollections may vary.

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Shitbook

The book you leave in the toilet to read when you are taking a dump.

Hey John, how many times have I told you not to leave your shitbook in the bathroom?

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GBFO

Great Big Fuck Off. Very large.

The only way we're going to be able to move all that rubble in time is to get in a GBFO digger.

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