scribiddy scrow

An exclamation intended to show mock frustration at your spouse/significant other’s excesses.

Wife “Hey, they are selling Girl Scout cookies over there, let’s buy 10 boxes.”
Husband “Scribiddy scrow woman, we already have fifty boxes at home!”

Unfamilied

When people decide their relatives are no longer family because of their inability to agree to disagree with one another on a specific topic (usually politics)

Aunt Jane just unfamilied my mom because mom thinks we should re-elect Trump and Aunt Jane says that Satan would make a better president.